#102 - WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THAT GUY? (Taking Lives. Training Day)

We’re back this week to discuss crime thrillers and immediately devolve into shouting about bad cops, worse vibes, and dudes who absolutely should not be mentors. We kick things off with Taking Liv...

#101 - Hundred Acre Slaughter (Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey 1 & 2)

This week were joined by Vinny Pacifico in an episode where we all sat down to talk about Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) and Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2, both directed by Rhys Frake...

#100 - Cursed Rotary Phones & Villains Who Accessorize Aggressively (Black Phone 1 & 2)

Three horror nerds sat down to calmly discuss The Black Phone (2021), directed by Scott Derrickson.That did not happen. Instead, we immediately spiraled into an emotional basement and started yelli...

#99 – Fairy Tales, Flesh Traps, & Vomit Trauma (Ugly Stepsister. Together)

In this absolutely unglued episode, your favorite movie goblins spiral into a double feature of romantic body horror nightmares, breaking down Together, directed by Michael Shanks, and The Ugly Ste...

#98 – Emotional Fatality (Mortal Kombat & Mortal Kombat: Annihilation)

Your favorite sleep-deprived monsters return this week to dive headfirst into Mortal Kombat (1995), directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, and its chaotic little gremlin cousin Mortal Kombat: Annihilation...

#97 – Desert Heat, Bad Vibes, & Pure “I Woke Up and Chose Violence” (Surviving the Game. The Hitcher. Hobo with a Shotgun)

This week, your favorite horror gremlins go on a full-blown Rutger Hauer appreciation spiral and collectively realize that Rutger Hauer might not have been acting—he might have just been like that....

#96 – Jake Gyllenhaal Hair Worship & Trauma-Cinema (Prisoners. Nightcrawler. Bubble Boy)

In this episode, your favorite chaos-goblins sit down to talk about Prisoners (2013, directed by Denis Villeneuve)—which is technically a prestige thriller but FEELS like a horror movie—and Nightcr...

#95 - Bad Aliens & Cosmic Nonsense w/Chris from Underoath (Signs. Fire in the Sky. The Fourth Kind)

This week on the pod, Chris Dudley of Underoath joins us in going full horror-goblin mode while we descend into full-blown extraterrestrial delirium, tackling The Fourth Kind, Signs, and Fire in th...

#94 - Supermarket meat hooks, enthusiastic bandsaws, & Michigan cults (Intruder. Thou Shalt Not Kill… Except)

Welcome to the podcast where we don’t review movies—we aggressively scream about them like gremlins who found a mall PA system. This week we’re spiritually summoning the ghosts of the Evil Dead ser...

#91 - James's Academic Anarchy Birthday Bash (Class of 1984 & 1999)

School is back in session, and this week we’re flunking out of reality with a double feature of academic anarchy: Class of 1984 (1982) and Class of 1999 (1990). Two movies, two decades apart, same ...

#85 – VAN-DAMME-A-THON Part 5 (Bloodsport. Kickboxer)

Tape up your knuckles and prepare for a roundhouse kick of nostalgia as we dive into the final episode of our Jean-Claude Van Damme marathon with the most iconic double feature: Bloodsport (1988, d...

#84 - VAN-DAMME-A-THON Part 4 (Double Impact. Double Team. Maximum Risk)

Get ready for the most roundhouse-kick-to-the-face episode yet, where we dive into not one, not two, but THREE Jean-Claude Van Damme cinematic fever dreams and spiral off into pure sweaty chaos. 🎬 ...